FIRE!

Mike had his annual combine fire this week. All it takes is a little bit of oil or grease and some chaff to set it off. He tried to put it out with his usual fire extinguisher, Coke, and a jug of tea. When that didn't knock it down, he drove the burning machine up towards the road, while the flames shot up around the cab. Pretty exciting, huh?
Nah, it's routine. He was upset he had to use a real fire extinguisher to knock the blaze down. Why? It costs money to refill!!
He came away with an inch long blister on his hand, and several days of work to get it running again.